He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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