A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
two words...techno handjob
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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