Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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