Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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