I could have mohawked her pubes.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
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I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
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What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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