She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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