Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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