Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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