You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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