doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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