D3 body, D1 cock
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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