she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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