Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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