i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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