I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
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Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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