Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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