She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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