me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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