i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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