super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
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He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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