im gay
i know
yea but for you.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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