I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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