I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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