that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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