I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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