Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
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dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
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there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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