I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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