OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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