that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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