This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i think i scared a bird with my dick
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
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