My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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