i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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