they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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