Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
