apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
