I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
vagina is talking i cant
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Dignity is for republicans.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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