big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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