I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
She bit a glass in half.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
