dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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