I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
He better not be in your backpack
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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