So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
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I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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