If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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