she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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