What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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