i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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