Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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