No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I was not drunk enough for that final.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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