Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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