I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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