I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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