it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
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Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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