i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I had to cum in my sink.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
