That's intense
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
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we should wear snuggies to the strip club
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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