I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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